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1．The Other Half1

2．Electricity and Lightning1

3．Hill and Pill1

4．Me1

5．Is He Right?2

6．I Wish2

7．Six Animals2

8．An Apple Pie2

9．Hippopotamus3

10．The Same Cat3

11．An Interesting Student3

12．Four Days3

13．A Clever Student4

14．Zero4

15．An Interesting Answer4

16．Feet and Yard5

17．Two Pronouns5

18．Where Is Your Pencil?5

19．Is He a Good Pupil?6

20．That's Not My Coat6

21．Friday6

22．My Arithmetic Is Poor Too6

23．A Fullback7

24．My Father Is Bald7

25．We Know Everything7

26．The Wrong Answer7

27．They All Have8

28．What Is a Skeleton?8

29．What Does That Mean?8

30．Order9

31．On Page 189

32．Five Things9

33．An Essay9

34．Why Is Jason Late?10

35．Catching the Train10

36．Not a Good Pupil10

37．Five Minutes10

38．Fingers11

39．Is Tom Clever?11

40．Quiet11

41．Three?11

42．I Don't Know12

43．A Cow12

44．I Understand Your Question12

45．Does Tom Like Talking?13

46．Who Found America?13

47．Father Helped Me13

48．What's the Shape of the Earth?14

49．My Mother Doesn't Know French14

50．He Will Beat Me14

51．Heat and Cold15

52．Which Is Nearer to Us?15

53．Why Are You Late Again?15

54．A Cunning Pupil16

55．Eggs16

56．Two Watches16

57．Oxygen17

58．What's Your Coat Made of?17

59．Remember This17

60．Why Are You Always Late?18

61．Where Were You Born?18

62．Four Elements18

63．Telephone Number19

64．Whose Memory Is Better?19

65．Cinema19

66．A Duster20

67．Where Is the Cat?20

68．Who Did Your Homework?20

69．Why Is His Handwriting Poor?21

70．What Is a Synonym?21

71．Great Event21

72．How Do You Find Out?22

73．Who Can Spell"Banana"?22

74．An Abstract Noun22

75．Does Tom Know?23

76．X Is Equal to Zero23

77．What Did I Say?23

78．He Started It First24

79．Cowhide24

80．Why Study?24

81．Not in the Least25

82．Who Is a Fool?25

83．Is Tom's Answer Interesting?25

84．Is Tom's Father Clever?25

85．I Wish I Could26

86．A Strange Answer26

87．The Formula for Water26

88．Ten Potatoes27

89．I Don't Think You Can Do It27

90．Is Tom a Miser?27

91．Iceland27

92．Procrastination28

93．Ladies First28

94．Why Is Tom Late?28

95．Where Do You Get Sugar From?29

96．I Hate to Write Essays29

97．Ink29

98．Oxygen and Nitrogen30

99．What's a Weapon?30

100．Mr Tom30

101．Wasting Time31

102．What's the Biggest?31

103．A Clever Answer31

104．Six Wars32

105．They Have All Left the Shop32

106．At Night33

107．Tom and His Teacher33

108．What Is Water?33

109．Is Tom Good at Geography?34

110．Why Is Tom Late?34

111．A Happy Father35

112．I'm Waiting for My Secretary35

113．I'm My Father35

114．Collecting Stamps35

115．The English Alphabet36

116．Where Is the Printing Factory?36

117．It Wasn't Me37

118．Answer the Question37

119．Who Is the King of the Beasts?37

120．Dirty Hands38

121．The Same Age38

122．Please Give Me a Zero38

123．Homework39

124．What's Your Father's Name?39

125．How Old Is Tom?40

126．What's the Difference?40

127．Making a Living40

128．Train and Bus41

129．I'm Having a Cigar41

130．My Uncle Is Dead41

131．Hands and Homework42

132．Why Doesn't Tom Wash His Face?42

133．One Eye43

134．Only One43

135．The Earth and the Sun43

136．Tom's Composition44

137．A poem44

138．Poor Handwriting45

139．Light45

140．Long Necks45

141．How Do You Know?45

142．Are You Still Growing?46

143．Eggs46

144．On the Globe46

145．Water47

146．How Much Is One Plus Three?47

147．It's Saturday Tomorrow47

148．He Was an Officer48

149．Bring My Father with Me48

150．In the Bathroom48

151．You Don't Know My Father49

152．The Dead Sea49

153．It Wasn't My Fault49

154．I Kissed Her Face50

155．The Consequence50

156．Cross the Ocean50

157．Tom's Example51

158．Say That to Herself51

159．He Knows the Answer51

160．Who Knows?52

161．Are You Asleep?52

162．Monkey and Flea52

163．Tenor and Bass52

164．Before an Examination53

165．A Fish-net53

166．Three Pairs of Glasses53

167．An Interesting Student54

168．Can He Sleep?54

169．Is Tom a Good Student?54

170．Aren't You Ashamed of Yourself?54

171．Father and Son55

172．Is Tom's Answer Right?55

173．A Simple Answer55

174．I Know56

175．An Eclipse of the Sun56

176．He Has to Be Quiet56

177．Is Tom's Answer Interesting?56

178．Hot Towel57

179．Class Is Over57

180．I'm Writing to My Friend57

181．Is Tom Lazy?58

182．A Tail58

183．A Drum58

184．An Interesting Question59

185．I Didn't Have Time to Take Them Off59

186．Is Mary Clever?59

187．Mother and Daughter60

188．A Big Face60

189．Our Teacher Is Very Changeable60

190．Why Is He Crying?61

191．Parrot and Slang61

192．Silly Tom61

193．Poor Husband61

194．Motor Trouble62

195．Do You Know Why?62

196．Extra Service62

197．Too Careless63

198．Make a Sentence63

199．Why Do Fish Live in Water?63

200．That's Your Soup63

201．The Cat and the Mouse64

202．A Sweet Dream64

203．It Doesn't Matter64

204．He Is Good at Woodcut64

205．Who Is Pulling?65

206．The Piano65

207．Are You Going to Change Your Job?65

208．I Saw Him Pass the Window66

209．What Else Do You Want?66

210．Is Tom Clever?66

211．What Does He Want to Borrow?67

212．Too Clean67

213．A Gift67

214．Does Tom Like Reading?68

215．Who Broke the Window?68

216．Not a Good Student68

217．What Are You Doing Here?69

218．The Thief's Habit69

219．This Car Has No Brake69

220．Is the Sun a Coward?70

221．Who Is Naughty?70

222．Why Has Tom Married Lucy?70

223．Counting70

224．A Fly71

225．No Driver71

226．What's the Fly Doing?71

227．Tom's Birthday72

228．How about Next Week?72

229．Does Mary Agree?72

230．What Did He Paint?73

231．They Are Grown-ups73

232．He Wants Me to Be a Guard73

233．Worry74

234．Is He a Good Dentist?74

235．A Clever Patient74

236．Where Is the Button?74

237．Where Is the Fly?75

238．Go to Heaven75

239．The Easiest Thing75

240．An Optimist75

241．My Dog Can't Read76

242．Telephone Directory76

243．Hot Dog76

244．Saving a Meal76

245．Homework77

246．Why Can't Fish Speak?77

247．Why Is Mary Crying?77

248．A New Pipe78

249．You Both Owe Me 200 Dollars78

250．Too Cold78

251．No Patience79

252．Nothing to Nothing79

253．A Train Engineer79

254．Who Can Stop a Truck?80

255．Power Cut80

256．Tom's Birthday80

257．Two Fools81

258．I'm Not a Fortune Teller81

259．Only Once81

260．The Vendor and the Boy81

261．I'll Take Two82

262．She Hid His False Teeth82

263．A Silly Boy82

264．An Interesting Answer83

265．What's Your Favourite Fruit?83

266．Fear of Heights83

267．Who Is Bigger?84

268．Who Is a Miser?84

269．My First Worry84

270．I'm Never in Doubt85

271．Rabbits85

272．Mixed Doubles85

273．No Need to Change Them86

274．Black Hens Are More Clever86

275．Does Tom Get Up Very Early?86

276．A Picture of God87

277．What's Wrong with the Mice?87

278．Ax and Piano87

279．Give Me a Dollar88

280．Are You Copying His Sums?88

281．Somebody88

282．Give Me One of Yesterday's89

283．An Idiot89

284．Why Are You Jumping?89

285．A Hole90

286．I'm Ten Today90

287．He Fell Inside90

288．I'll Have the Other One91

289．I'll Go There at Night91

290．He Can't Spell CATERPILLAR91

291．The Best Present92

292．A Piece of Rope92

293．Who Are Fighting92

294．General Brock93

295．Six Apples93

296．Is His Answer Right?93

297．A Clever Answer93

298．Who Did His Homework?94

299．Sometimes I Like My Teacher94

300．An Ugly Baby94

1．另一半96

2．电和闪电96

3．小山和药丸96

4．我96

5．他说的对吗？97

6．但愿97

7．六种动物97

8．苹果馅饼97

9．河马98

10．同一只猫98

11．一位有趣儿的学生98

12．四天98

13．聪明的学生99

14．零分99

15．有趣的回答99

16．英尺和码99

17．两个代词100

18．你的铅笔在哪儿？100

19．他是个好学生吗？100

20．那不是我的上衣101

21．星期五101

22．我的算术也很差101

23．后卫101

24．我爸爸是秃子102

25．无所不知102

26．错误的答案102

27．每个月都有102

28．骨骼是什么？103

29．那是什么意思？103

30．安静103

31．在第18页上103

32．五种东西104

33．一篇作文104

34．贾森为什么迟到？104

35．赶火车104

36．不是个好学生105

37．五分钟105

38．手指105

39．汤姆聪明吗？105

40．安静106

41．三只？106

42．不知道106

43．一头母牛106

44．我明白您的问题107

45．汤姆喜欢说话吗？107

46．谁发现的美洲？107

47．爸爸还帮我写呢108

48．地球是什么形状的？108

49．我妈妈不会法语108

50．他会揍我一顿109

51．热和冷109

52．哪一个离我们更近？109

53．你为什么又迟到了？110

54．狡猾的学生110

55．鸡蛋110

56．两块手表111

57．氧气111

58．你的外套是用什么做的？111

59．记住这一点112

60．你为什么总迟到？112

61．你出生在哪里？112

62．四种元素112

63．电话号码113

64．谁的记忆力更好？113

65．电影院113

66．一把掸子113

67．小猫在哪儿？114

68．谁替你写的作业？114

69．他的书法为什么很差？114

70．什么是同义词？115

71．大事115

72．你怎么发现的？115

73．谁会拼写“香蕉”一词？116

74．抽象名词116

75．汤姆知道吗？116

76．X等于零117

77．我说什么了？117

78．是他先做的117

79．牛皮117

80．为什么学习？118

81．一点儿都不想118

82．谁是傻瓜？118

83．汤姆的回答有趣吗？119

84．汤姆的爸爸聪明吗？119

85．但愿我能119

86．奇怪的回答119

87．水的分子式120

88．十个土豆120

89．我认为您做不了这种事120

90．汤姆是个吝啬鬼吗？121

91．冰岛121

92．拖延121

93．女士优先121

94．汤姆为什么迟到？122

95．你从哪儿弄到的糖？122

96．我讨厌写作文122

97．墨水123

98．氧气和氮气123

99．武器是什么？123

100．汤姆先生123

101．浪费时间124

102．什么最大？124

103．妙答124

104．六次战争125

105．他们都会离开商店125

106．在夜里125

107．汤姆和他的老师126

108．水是何物？126

109．汤姆擅长地理吗？126

110．汤姆为什么迟到？127

111．自豪的爸爸127

112．我在等秘书127

113．我是我爸爸128

114．集邮128

115．英语字母表128

116．印刷厂在哪儿？129

117．不是我干的129

118．回答问题129

119．谁是百兽之王？130

120．脏手130

121．同岁130

122．请给我打零分130

123．作业131

124．你爸爸叫什么名字？131

125．汤姆多大了？131

126．有什么区别？132

127．谋生132

128．火车和公共汽车132

129．我在吸雪茄132

130．我叔叔死了133

131．手和作业133

132．汤姆为什么不洗脸？133

133．一只眼134

134．只有一只134

135．地球和太阳134

136．汤姆的作文135

137．一首诗135

138．糟糕的书法135

139．光136

140．长脖子136

141．你怎么知道的？136

142．您还在长吗？136

143．鸡蛋137

144．在地球仪上137

145．水137

146．1加3等于几？137

147．明天是星期六138

148．他是军官138

149．我把爸爸带来138

150．在厕所里139

151．您不了解我父亲139

152．死海139

153．不是我的过错140

154．我吻了她的脸140

155．后果140

156．横跨海洋140

157．汤姆的例子141

158．对自己说141

159．他知道答案141

160．谁知道呢？142

161．你睡着了吗？142

162．猴子与跳蚤142

163．男高音和男低音142

164．考试之前143

165．渔网143

166．三副眼镜143

167．一位有趣的学生143

168．他能睡着吗？144

169．汤姆是个好学生吗？144

170．你不为自己感到害羞吗？144

171．父与子144

172．汤姆的回答对吗？145

173．简单的答复145

174．我知道145

175．日食145

176．他不得不安静146

177．汤姆的回答有趣吗？146

178．烫毛巾146

179．下课146

180．我在给我的朋友写信147

181．汤姆懒惰吗？147

182．尾巴147

183．鼓147

184．一个有趣的问题148

185．我没有时间脱鞋148

186．玛丽聪明吗？148

187．妈妈和女儿148

188．一张大脸149

189．我们老师变化无常149

190．他为什么哭？149

191．鹦鹉和俚语149

192．傻汤姆150

193．可怜的丈夫150

194．发电机故障150

195．你知道为什么吗？150

196．额外服务151

197．太粗心了151

198．造句151

199．鱼为什么生活在水里？151

200．那是您的汤152

201．猫和老鼠152

202．甜蜜的梦152

203．没关系152

204．他擅长木版画152

205．谁在拉？153

206．钢琴153

207．你准备换工作吗？153

208．我看见他从窗户旁经过154

209．您还想要什么？154

210．汤姆聪明吗？154

211．他想借什么？154

212．太干净了155

213．一件礼物155

214．汤姆喜欢朗读吗？155

215．谁打破了窗户？155

216．不是个好学生156

217．你在这干什么？156

218．小偷的习惯156

219．这辆车没有刹车157

220．太阳是个胆小鬼吗？157

221．谁淘气？157

222．汤姆为什么和露茜结婚？157

223．数数158

224．一只苍蝇158

225．没有司机158

226．苍蝇在干什么？159

227．汤姆的生日159

228．下星期怎么样？159

229．玛丽同意吗？159

230．他画的是什么？160

231．他们是大人160

232．他想让我当保镖160

233．担心160

234．他是位好牙医吗？161

235．一位可怜的病人161

236．纽扣在哪儿？161

237．苍蝇在哪儿？161

238．去天堂162

239．最容易的事162

240．乐观主义者162

241．我的狗不识字162

242．电话簿163

243．热狗163

244．省饭163

245．作业163

246．鱼为什么不会说话？164

247．玛丽为什么哭？164

248．一个新烟斗164

249．你们俩都欠我200美元165

250．太冷165

251．没有耐心165

252．零比零166

253．火车司机166

254．谁能拦住卡车166

255．停车166

256．汤姆的生日167

257．两个傻瓜167

258．我不是算命的167

259．只沉一次168

260．小贩和男孩168

261．我买两台168

262．她把他的假牙藏起来了168

263．愚蠢的男孩儿169

264．妙答169

265．你最爱吃哪种水果？169

266．恐高症169

267．谁更大？170

268．谁是小气鬼？170

269．第一忧愁170

270．从不怀疑171

271．兔子171

272．混合双打171

273．没必要换171

274．黑母鸡更聪明172

275．汤姆起床很早吗？172

276．一幅上帝画像172

277．老鼠得了什么病？173

278．斧子和钢琴173

279．给我一块钱173

280．你在抄写他的算术答案吗？174

281．大人物174

282．给我一个昨天的面包174

283．一个傻子175

284．你为什么跳？175

285．一个洞175

286．我今天10岁175

287．他掉进里边去了176

288．我买另一个176

289．我将在夜里到那去176

290．他不会拼写CATERPILLAR176

291．最好的礼物177

292．一根儿绳子177

293．谁在打架？177

294．布劳克将军178

295．六只苹果178

296．他的回答正确吗？178

297．妙答178

298．谁替他写的作业179

299．我有时喜欢我的老师179

300．一个丑娃179

附录：生词表181