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CONTENTS目录1

．A Sausage一根香肠 11

．I Would Wish to Be an Orphan我想当孤儿 22

．I Will Give It to the Lord Myself我亲自交给上帝 33

．It Could Have Been Worse情况可能更糟 44

．But He Has No Hair但他没有头发 65

．Is Your Wife At Home Now？你妻子在家吗？ 76

．Modern Times摩登时代87

Like Mother,Like Son有其母则有其子 108

．Three Professors三位教授 119

．Find Another Job另谋高就 1310

．Thank God感谢上帝 1411

．Her Best Choice她的最佳选择 1612

．Are You Married？你结婚了吗？ 1813

．Dagger短剑 1914

．Who Is the Most Obedient？谁最听话？ 2115

Is There a Crib in Your Stomach？你肚里有小床吗？ 2216

．The Same Father同一个父亲 2317

．Welcome to Come Back欢迎回来 2418

．A Silly Farmer愚蠢的农夫 2619

．An Awkward Situation尴尬的局面 2820

．Let Them Go让他们滚 2921

．It Doesn t Matter没关系 3022

．Who Keeps Breaking the Machines？ 3123

．A Super Football Fans超级球迷 3224

谁总是把机器弄坏？24

．Fish and Water鱼和水 3425

．City and Countryside城市和乡村 3526

． Is the World Getting Smaller or Larger？ 3627

世界在变小还是在变大？28

．How Far Is It from Home离家多远 3828

．Apologies道歉 3929

．Never Change死性不改 4030

．The Same Occupation同行 4131

．Beginner s High Salary初来者的高薪水 4232

．Advertisement广告 4433

．A Spectacular Job一份引人注目的工作 4634

An Interesting Answer有趣的答案 4735

Shaving刮胡子 4836

On a Bus在公共汽车上 5037

The Salesman and the Little Girl推销员和小女孩 5238

Perfectness完美 5439

Lost the Way迷路 5640

Heart Attack心脏病 5841

It s Not a Picture不是图画 6042

The Meaning of Dreams梦的解释 6243

Our Children are Fighting我们的孩子在打架 6344

．The Clever Husband聪明的丈夫 6545

It s Not Fair那不公平 6746

I Almost Yelled我几乎叫出声来 6947

．A Thousand Kisses一千个吻 7148

．Honesty诚实 7349

．How Can I be Sure of Getting a Good Doctor？ 7450

怎能保证找到一位好大夫？51

．Conditioned Reflex条件反射 7651

．Twenty-five Dollars for Pulling a Tooth 7752

拔一颗牙收25美元53

．A Clever Woman聪明的女人 7853

．Are We Twins？我们是双胞胎吗？ 8054

．A School Report成绩报告单 8155

．Whose Job？谁的工作？ 8256

．Sensitive敏感 8357

．The Two Chicken两只鸡 8458

．Napoleon was Ill拿破仑病了 8559

．He Knows Everything他知道所有的事情 8760

．Buying Cards买卡片 8961

．How to Use the Machine如何使用这机器 9062

．Please Refund My Money请退还我的钱 9263

Wisdom of an Old Man老人的智慧 9464

．Is Frank Clever？弗兰克聪明吗？ 9565

．Promotion升职 9666

．I m Not a Weatherman我不是天气预报员 9867

．In Fear of Death怕死才吸烟 9968

．A Lucky Idiot幸运的白痴 10169

．Unerliable不可靠 10370

．Dare Not See the Doctor不敢看医生 10471

．I Must Find It我必须找到它 10672

．Giving You a New Start让你获得新生 10773

．Making Up弥补 10874

．Churchill and Bernard Shaw丘吉尔和肖伯纳 10975

．The Same Language相同的语言 11076

．He s been Rude！他太无礼了 11177

．AReply Letter一封回信 11378

．Physics Class物理课 11579

．Who is Driving the Plane？谁在驾驶飞机？ 11680

．The Fear of Thunder害怕雷声 11781

．Meeting Acquaintances遇到熟人 11982

．You Should Pay Double Tuition 12183

你应该付两倍的学费84

．Like Father,Like Son有其父必有其子 12384

．News新闻 12585

．What s Your Favorite Colour？ 12786

你最喜欢的是什么颜色？87

．Knocked His Teeth Out敲掉了他的牙齿 12987

．Happiness幸福 13088

．Coincidence巧合 13289

．Let Our Teacher Back让我们的老师回来 13490

．Hat and Head帽子和脑袋 13691

．You Were Flying Too Low你飞得太低了 13792

．He Is Away他不在 13893

．Is He a Good Artist？他是一名好画家吗？ 13994

．Outwitted青出于蓝 14095

．An offer of Marriage求婚 14296

．That s Imageination那就是想象力 14397

．Whose Boots谁的靴子 14498

．The Two Rides两次飞行 14599

．Tit for Tat针锋相对 146100

．Late迟到 147101

．Anderson and a Girl安徒生和小女孩 148102

．The English Words He Knew他知道的英语单词 149103

．Fish and Eyes鱼和眼睛 150104

．That s Nothing那算什么 152105

．He Is a Barber他是理发师 153106

．Should I Know That我应该知道吗 154107

．Come and Catch Mice来捉老鼠吧 156108

．Biblicalv人人有本难念的经 157109

．Whose Head Have You Got On那是谁的头 158110

．Why Don t You Advertise For It 160111

你为什么不登寻物启示112

．Doctor and Mechanic医生和维修工 161112

．Who Should Feel More Ashamed谁更应感到羞耻 162113

．More Experienced更有经验 163114

．It Was in the Bill它在账单里 164115

．A Difficult Question难题 165116

A Clever Robber聪明的强盗 166117

．Foolish Questions愚蠢的问题 167118

．Don t Tell Others别告诉别人 168119

．Is He a Thief他是小偷吗 169120

．Five Hundred Times五百次 171121

．If I Were…假如我是…… 173122

．I am Still Counting我还在数呢 174123

．Counterfeit Money for False Tooth假钱补假牙 175124

．Selling the House卖房 176125

．I Wish I Were a Book但愿我是一本书 177126

．The Mistress情人 179127

．Take Necessary Action采取必要的行动 181128

．That Depends得看是谁 182129

．Beautiful View美丽的景色 183130

．New Year Resolutions新年决心书 185131

．A Small World这世界真小 187132