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一、爱情麻辣烫1

1．Kiss in the Park／公园里的接吻2

2．Propose／求婚3

3．The Husband Has an Affair with Somebody／老公有外遇4

4．The Third One／第三名5

5．Think of the Good Side／想想好的一面6

6．Which Woman?／哪一位女人？7

7．Gains Can Not Make Up for the Losses／得不偿失8

8．Who Is Right?／谁是对的？9

9．Praise／称赞10

10．Dying after Lying-in／产后去世11

11．The Pig and the Cat／猪和猫12

12．Pregnant／怀孕13

13．A White Lie／善意的谎言14

14．The Mistaken Husband／糊涂的丈夫15

15．Don't Change the Subject／不要转移话题16

16．The Husband's Annoyance／丈夫的苦恼17

17．Jealousness／吃醋18

18．The Perfectionist／完美主义者19

19．Investigation Report／调查报告20

20．A Good Way／驭妻良方21

21．Outside Activities／外事活动22

22．I Want Her to Go Nuts／我要让她发疯24

23．A forgetful Husband／健忘的丈夫25

24．Response／回应27

25．Generous Husband／慷慨的老公28

26．The Bridge of Madison County／廊桥遗梦29

27．I'm His Second Wife／我就是他的第二个太太30

28．The Horse Can Talk／马会说话32

29．Do as You Do／以你为榜样33

30．KISS／简短点儿，蠢货34

31．Unfaithful／不忠实35

32．Dating／约会36

33．Why Don't You Leave Him?／你为什么不离开他呢？37

34．She Is Left-handed／她是左撇子38

35．Vice-president／副总裁40

36．Cemetery／墓地41

37．Contented Married Life／心满意足的婚姻生活43

38．You're Not Going to Make It／你活不成了45

39．Good Service／优质服务47

40．A Long Hot Bath／好好洗个热水澡49

41．Be Careful／要慎重51

42．Fishy Trip／可疑的旅行53

二、生活百味堂55

43．Only One Eye to Settle On／一眼看中56

44．A Very Good Report／一篇很好的报道57

45．Don't Let the Child Miss the Chance／别让孩子错过机会58

46．No Excuse at All／没有理由59

47．Congratulations／恭喜60

48．Looking for a Companion／找个伴侣61

49．Who Was More Polite?／谁更有礼貌？62

50．Wedding or Not?／是否结婚？63

51．So Many Acquaintances／熟人太多64

52．Chaude and Cold／热与冷65

53．Secret for a Long Life／长寿秘诀67

54．Einstein's Overcoat／爱因斯坦的大衣68

55．A Woman Who Fell／一位摔倒的女人70

56．Because I'm a Gentleman／因为我是绅士71

57．Wouldn't You Know?／你不是要知道吗？72

58．Help／搭救73

59．Broke My Neck／我的脖子被撞断了74

60．My Wife Thinks So／我老婆这样认为75

61．The Young Man at the Wheel／开车的小伙子76

62．At the Supermarket／在超级市场77

63．Take as a Memento／照相留念78

64．Spent Their Honeymoon There／在那里度过蜜月79

65．A Talk on the Phone／电话交谈80

66．My Lawyer／我的律师81

67．The Present／礼物82

68．The Advantage of Noise／噪音的好处84

69．The Mean Man's Invitation／吝啬鬼的邀请85

70．Is This a Boy or a Girl?／这是个男孩还是个女孩？86

71．Point of No Return／有去无回87

72．Avant-garde／前卫88

73．The Worst Day／最倒霉的一天90

74．Disconcerting／尴尬92

75．Thanks a Lot,Sergeant／多谢了，班长94

76．A Man Who Said No／说“不”的男子96

77．Woman Is Like the Little Finger／女人像小拇指98

78．The Gate of Heaven／天堂门100

79．The Birthday Present／生日礼物102

80．On a Train／在火车上104

81．Honesty／诚实106

82．The Wrong Vice-president／搞错了的副总统108

83．A Wonderful Computer Scale／奇妙的计算机秤110

84．An Explanation of Being Late／迟到的理由112

85．Perfect Match／绝配114

86．He Was Insured／他已被投保116

87．Raising the Ransom Money／筹集赎金118

88．A Short Message On Christmas Eve／平安夜的短信120

89．What Day of the Week Did He Go Away?／星期几走的？121

90．Where Do You Want These Blinds?／窗帘挂于何处？123

91．Singing or Crack?／歌声还是爆裂声？125

92．Old Friend Agreed to Help／老朋友同意帮助127

93．A Free Ride／免费乘车129

94．In Prison／蹲监狱131

95．A Blonde Borrows／美女借钱133

96．Shark Challenge／挑战鲨鱼135

97．Big Man in a Small Town／小镇上的大人物137

三、家庭谐趣园139

98．The Most Horrific Book／最恐怖的书140

99．All I DoIs to Pay the Bill／我要做的一切就是付钱141

100．What's the Matter with You?／你怎么啦？142

101．The Long and Short of It／长短之说143

102．You're What We Talked about／你就是我们谈论的对象144

103．A Nickel and Two Dimes／五分镍币和两个一角的银币145

104．A Rule／规矩146

105．The Difference of Parents／父母有别147

106．A Girl Just like Mother／一个像母亲一样的女孩149

107．Get a Job／找个工作150

108．Do You Know What That Sound Means? 你们知道那声音意味着什么吗？151

109．The Russian Baby／俄国婴儿153

110．Receive a Lashing／承认就要挨打155

111．A Letter to Son／给儿子的信157

112．Expectant Father／准爸爸159

四、童趣百分百161

113．Fish and Chicken／鱼与鸡162

114．Doll／洋娃娃163

115．Who Should the Present Be Given?／礼物该给谁？164

116．He Won／他赢了165

117．A Fall／摔倒166

118．On the Telephone／打电话167

119．The Fat Girl's Jealousy／胖女孩的妒忌169

120．Afraid of the Dark／害怕黑暗170

121．Should Be a Politician／应该从政171

122．Oh,ISee／噢，我明白了172

123．Who Is the Laziest?／谁最懒？173

124．Learning to Share／学会共同分享174

125．Studying Environment／学习环境175

126．Who Did You Have in Mind?／谁是你的意中人呢？176

127．Slower Is Better／慢点好177

128．A Bad Impression／糟糕的印象178

129．Where It Should Be Plugged／插在何处179

130．That's Because It's Empty／那是因为它是空的180

131．Boy,oh Boy／让人无奈的孩子181

132．Stunning Reply／出色的回答182

133．The New Baby／新生婴儿183

134．Shade in the Street／大街上的阴凉处185

135．Twelve Ducks／十二只鸭子187

136．It's Too Bad You Don't Know／真糟糕，你竟然不知道189

137．Only One Cake Left／只剩一块了191

138．A Holiday from School／休假193

139．Why Don't You Buy a Watch?／为什么不买块手表呢？195

140．She's on the Roof／她在房顶上197

141．The Watermelon Patch／西瓜地199

五、校园怪味豆201

142．It Must Be Unusual／它一定不寻常202

143．I Don't Know／我不知道203

144．The Answer／答案204

145．When Was Rome Built?／罗马是什么时候建成的？205

146．The Teacher's Notation／老师的批语206

147．The Longest and the Shortest／最长的和最短的207

148．Half or Five Tenths／半个还是十分之五208

149．The Best Explanation／最好的解释209

150．The Oldest Musical Instrument／最古老的乐器210

151．A Funny Dialogue／搞笑对话211

152．Patriotism／爱国主义212

153．Against Expectation／意外213

154．Waiting for My Secretary／在等我的秘书214

155．Where Is Your Picture?／你的画呢？215

156．What Are Left Behind?／还剩下什么？216

157．Two Birds／两只鸟217

158．The Most Beautiful Thing／最美的东西218

159．Actual Age／实际年龄219

160．Nest and Hair／鸟窝与头发220

161．Be Late／迟到221

162．A History Lesson／一节历史课223

163．A Tough Teacher／强悍的教师225

164．All except the Music／除了音乐227

165．Guess the Animal／猜动物229

166．But the Teacher Did／可是老师哭了231

167．The Inportance of Punctuation／标点符号的重要性232

168．Day after Day／日复一日234

169．Three Days to Live／只能再活三天235

170．Civil Rights／公民权237

171．The Teacher's Pest／老师的调皮生238

172．Class,Lass and Ass／班级、情人和蠢驴240

173．A Midshipman／海军军官候补生242

174．Lawyer's "Speak"／律师的“说辞”244

175．Who Cheated?／谁作弊了？246

176．Lip Prints／唇印248

177．Just Helpless／无可救药250

178．Keys or Kiss?／钥匙还是接吻？252

179．I'll See You Monday／星期一见254

180．Do You Know Who I Am?／你认识我吗？256

181．Homework／家庭作业258

182．Overweight／超重260

六、主顾PK秀261

183．Just a Minute／请稍等262

184．Answer According to the Facts／如实回答263

185．That Would Be Much Worse／可能更糟264

186．How Did You Ever Get Here?／你是怎样到达这儿的？265

187．But I Am Satisfied with That／但是我非常满意266

188．A New Employee／新雇员267

189．I Can't Raise It Any Longer／再也养不起它了268

190．Every Year／每年269

191．Today It Is Worse／今天更糟糕270

192．It Depends／视情况而定271

193．Turn Left／向左转273

194．One Hundred Times／抄写100遍274

195．You're Fired／你被炒鱿鱼了275

196．Being Shocked／相当震惊276

197．I Want to Get Out／我要出去277

198．Pink Suit Sale／粉红套装售出279

199．An Arithmetic Problem／一个算术问题281

200．A Creative Defense／独创的辩护283

201．Appreciation／升值285

202．The Legs Will Fall Off／桌腿会掉下来286

203．A Hasty Interruption／匆忙打断287

204．The Cat and the Saucer／猫与托盘289

205．A Natural Process／自然过程291

206．What's Your Name?／你叫什么名字？293

207．An Advertisement／一则广告295

208．Ways and Means／花招297

七、医患碰碰车299

209．Bones／骨头300

210．Where Is It?／在哪儿？301

211．Very Common／相当正常302

212．I Think That I'm a Chicken／我认为我是一只鸡303

213．A New Problem／新问题304

214．Home,Sweet Home／还是家里好305

215．Just Loosen／仅松动一点306

216．You're Smarter／你变聪明了307

217．Vasectomy／结扎308

218．Dose It Hurt Very Much?／你的牙很疼吗？309

219．Difficult to Give Up／难以割舍311

220．The Bait／诱饵313

221．The Doctor Lives Downstairs／医生住在楼下315

222．A Bad Memory／健忘316

223．Cut the Legs off the Bed／把床腿锯掉317

224．What's the Good News?／好消息是什么？319

225．I Drop My Weight from Skipping／我用跳来减肥321

226．Illegible Writing／无法辨认的字迹323

227．He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches／他把她的椅子降低了6英寸324

228．Only Started Practice Yesterday／昨天才开业326

229．80-year-old／八十岁327

230．A Bad Doctor／庸医329

231．I'm That Man's Tailor／我就是那人的裁缝师332

232．Mental Deficiency／智力缺陷334

233．We'll Work on Your Hearing／下一步就治你的听力336

234．Loud,Mad and Sad／又吵又疯又悲伤338

八、动物大世界339

235．The Importance of a Foreign Language／外语的重要性340

236．Does the Dog Know the Proverb?／狗知道这条谚语吗？341

237．Giving Presents／送礼342

238．Cow on Train Tracks／铁轨上的母牛343

239．Three very Tough Mice／三只强壮的老鼠344

240．Golfer／高尔夫球手345

241．Mosquitoes with Lanterns／提着灯笼的蚊子347

242．I Must Marry Him／我一定要嫁给他348

243．The Complaining of a Hen and a Cow／鸡和牛的抱怨349

244．Frog's Dream／青蛙的梦想350

245．A Clever Dog／聪明的狗351

246．He Couldn't Swim the Atlantic／它游不过大西洋352

247．Dancing Duck／会跳舞的鸭353

九、脑筋急转弯355

248．When Do People Talk Least?／人什么时候说话最少？356

248．Why did the Lady Liberty Hold a Torch?为什么自由女神要高举火炬？357

250．The Best Answer／最佳答案358

251．It Is an Oak Tree／这是一棵橡树359

252．American Dream／美国梦360

十、宗教小布丁361

253．In a Second／过一秒钟362

254．Adam's Suit／亚当的衣服363

255．Talking to Heaven／天堂通话364

256．What's His Number?／他的电话号码是多少？365

257．Hit Him Again／再砸他一次366

258．Bat Problem／蝙蝠问题367

259．The Story of a Young Cleric／年轻牧师的经历369

260．I Have Faith in the Lord／我相信上帝371

261．A Prospective Horse Buyer／欲买马之人373

262．Heaven and Hell／天国与地狱375

263．The Proper Behavior／举止得体377

十一、幽默大杂烩379

264．A Foolish Police Officer／愚蠢的警官380

265．I Wish It Were Blood／但愿是血381

266．I Did Not／我没有那样说382

267．Seventeen／十七383

268．Regret／遗憾384

269．The One in the Middle／要中间的那个385

270．Two Clever Guys／两个聪明的家伙386

271．Must Be Enraged to Crazy／一定会被气疯的387

272．Bad Drivers／糟糕的司机388

273．Drunk／醉酒389

274．Can You Run Faster Than the Tiger?／你能跑得比老虎还快吗？390

275．The Leading Lady Is Crazy／女主角发疯391

276．All's Well That Ends Well／结局好的就是好392

277．That's a Lift／这是电梯393

278．Go after Number 21／紧盯21号394

279．We Have Caught Three of Them／我们已经抓住了三个395

280．The Perfect Solution／完美解决之道397

281．More Light／光线充足399

282．An Exact Number／准确数字401

283．Sky-diving Competition／跳伞比赛402

284．A Rookie／初出茅庐404

285．A Funeral Oration／悼词406

286．A Place to Sleep in／一个睡的地方407

287．This Hole in the Ground／地坑409

288．German Visit／德国之行411

289．Why?／为什么？413

290．You Are the Fifth／你是第五条（鱼）415

十二、吹牛免税区417

291．A Branch Office／子公司418

292．A Beat-up Car／破车419

293．Whose Dog Is Smarter?／谁的狗更聪明？420

294．There Flies a Dead Duck／飞走的死鸭421

295．What a Big Beach／多么大的海滩422

296．Whose Father Was the Stronger?／谁的老爸更强壮？423

297．I Can't Sell It／我不卖424

298．Boasting／吹牛425

299．Surgeons／外科医生427

300．Two Farmers／两个农夫429

附：用幽默法为词语下定义431

1．Part One／第一部分432

2．Part Two／第二部分434

3．Part Three／第三部分436

4．Part Four／第四部分438